Monday, February 22, 2010

Topics needed for this week's story

Last week's story worked quite well, so I'd like to make it a regular thing. If you have ideas for me to write a story about, put them in the comments section of this post.

Same as last week, any topic goes, 5 topics per person so there's some variety of input, and we'll see how it goes. I'll choose which one to write about on Wednesday night.

Get suggesting!

5 comments:

wadlez said...

A story about a loner orphan who is ostracised by his peers and cant make any friends. One day while exploring by himself he discovers a magical pair of mittens imbued with the power to make him popular (friend mittens). He sets about using there power to form close relationships with all the other orphans and is soon embraced by the entire orphanage and community at large. He gets a large circle of friends and makes a girlfriend of a girl in the same orphanage, they fall in love. One day he loses his mittens and makes the amazing discovery that the mittens were not actually magic at all and it was him all along.

Later that day a homeless person chains him to a wall in a basement of an abandoned building were he is made to watch him repeatedly rape and then beat his girlfriend to death. The orphan is forced to eat his girlfriend then subjected to months of gruesome torture. Eventually he is found but is in a paralysed condition, such that he can no longer use any of his limbs or speak.
He is wheelchair bound and is completely dependent on a carer to feed him or do anything. He gets moved from the hospital to a house where the goverment employ a permanent carer to live and look after him, which turns out to be the homeless person who originally did this to him. He cannot complain or escape as he is unable to communicate.The only human interaction he receives is when the psychopath feeds him cat food or farts on him, apart from this he is left in a room with no light for 24 hours a day.

Andrew said...

How about:
A young pokemon trainer on a journey to "Catch 'em all". Who gets involved in the drug trade in order to finance his journey (Ingeniously smuggling the cocaine in the anuses of his faithful pokemon). A fun uplifting tale for all the family to enjoy.

Andrew said...

Option B:
Instead your pokemon trainer is Mexican instead of Japanese and has to deal with the racist undercurrents wherever he goes.

Option C:
Your young pokemon trainer is a militant Scientologist who's goal in life is to purge all thetans from the world through any means necessary.

Option D:
Your pokemon trainer has recently come out of the closet regarding his sexuality (He's PokeSexual and a Furry to boot). He seeks the understanding of a world which will not accept him for who he is.

Option E:
Your pokemon trainer becomes unsure whether or not the world he lives in is real or instead a paranoid delusion. While his behavior becomes more and more unpredictable he begins to question the reality of everything around him on his search for truth.

^^ Hmmmm, notice a common theme here :D

e2l said...

A story about a war with migets like a lil midget ripped version of arnie fighting hmm gummy bears the bouncing here there and everywhere(coz there about same height) maybe get that miget from um In Bruges, and im pretty sure you could find a mini mr T/ terry crews black midget for the other main char but the black guy always dies except in fucking Law abiding citizen but we wont get into that(jamie fox wasnt that smart fyi, nor his fat white friend). Anyways ok we got chars now hmm the scene, what would be a good hurdle for the vertically challenged hmm, oww that could be a good scene there chefs but wait! they work in a full size kitchen and use step ladders to get in fridge cook get stuff from cupboards all the while looking normal, and all the other normal sized people always give them grief. UNTIL!! dom dom dom the gummy bears attack because it now seems they work on a ship yeah that works and the ship gets stranded on a sandbank in the ocean near an island inhabited by the gummi bears, tho it seems these gummy bears arent nice tho there evil gummy bears cannibalistic ones ahh, so the gummy bears storm the ship and capture everyone but because the midgets are small they can hide in the oven, then one makes the joke of oh i feel like a jew owwww no we shouldnt go there... anyways. So for once there size was an advantage. Now 2 ways this can go, they say sweet the tides going out the 2 midgets can be like yeah we're on a boat and its going fast and.... and they tell there story get back to hollywood and do a lonely island cover of them on like the tinnyest lil fckn boat you ever seen(coz there midgets it relative to there size) and they become internet sensations. OR because there badass and like there a white arnie midget and a black Mr T midget they get all like steven segal in under siege and make weapons out of the kitchen supplies, hand grenade banana's serrated pie trays and flame throwers out of them lil blow torches they use to make that fancy gay desserts food look nice. And well the scene is set now you decide how the story goes....
remember the gummy bears are cannibals and being gummy bears they have the bouncy potions so the mr T and arnie midgets 'may' get a hold of some of there bouncy drink or berries i cant recall what they used, hell maybe the care bears live on a close island when mr T and white midget find they wont be able to do it, so they get carebears help most of them get killed and its just the 2 main midgets left, now GO!!!

e2l said...

OH another key point i forgot to work into it, your bro is there leader and they all practice bollywood dancing in their spare time when not eating other peoples etc, or maybe they make there hostages bollywood dance and then kill them. Otherwise would just be another killfest movie variety is... the spice of life!